Determined to give this last-chance-effort thing a fighting chance, I awoke this morning and sent a query letter to an agent first thing. I figured if I did it before I had my tea, I wouldn’t really notice what I was doing. It’s the old sleight of hand trick. Watch the birdie while I break my heart like an egg.
So I yawned and scratched myself with as much believability as I could muster as I navigated over to so-and-so’s page, filled out the form, attached my query, and pressed “send.”
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You have got to be shitting me.
This is not the start I had in mind.
This is so bad it’s funny.
I guess I better go make myself some tea.